Today is the day to dump your conscience and tell yourself it’s not your own darned fault! Nothing oh so terrible went wrong today at my hand but there was a slight annoyance… The pocket on my pants ripped! Now I know for absolute certainty that it was not my fault! Certainly the years of washing, drying, and wearing had nothing to do with it; nor the daily dance to put them on! I blame American Eagle for making horrible jeans… despite the fact that they exclusively supply my pants wardrobe and I’ve been wearing them for years, I still blame them!
Now to grab a needle and thread and stitch them back up, good as new. Blame someone else, but do forgive them. Don’t worry AE… I’ll be back!